Friday, March 25, 2011

Theives of solace

Ryan Barton
English 2010
Memoir
Jessica Frogley
Thieves of Solace
I watched the pavement close to the Jeep.  At first it was clear.  I could see the vivid features of the asphalt. I could almost pick out, each piece of oil covered gravel.   The traffic light turned green and the vivid distinctions quickly evaporated into a blur as the jeep gained speed bombarding up the onramp.  My excitement matched the jeeps speed growing more intense with time.  We were on our way to our spring break adventure.    
            My excitement was short lived. My persona transformed into boredom as the mile markers passed.   Three and a half hours seems longer when sitting in one seat.  Heidi slowly moved closer to me resting her head on my shoulder.  A single strand of blonde hair teased me by softly tickling my nose.  For a moment I forgot we were in the back seat of a jeep traveling 80 mph down a desert road.   This is all I ever wanted. 
            Panic!  “Ryan, where do we go from here?”  Trevor (the driver) managed to enter into my paradise.  We were fast approaching a fork in the road.  I scrambled around the tight space I called my own, searching for the directions.  Quickly scanning my poorly written directions, miraculously I found it.  “Turn right” I declared, and not a moment too soon.   We flew around the bend at an alarming speed.  It seemed that Trevor was as sick of driving just as much as we were of sitting.  Or maybe he was pressured at the thought of putting up a tent in the dark.  The sun was setting low in the west and it wouldn’t be long until it would hide itself behind the red cliffs in the distance.
            The once smooth gliding of the Jeep turned into a bumps and jolts at the transition of asphalt to dirt.  The campground wasn’t far.  Before leaving I had looked at some satellite pictures to map some place to camp in the vast B.L.M. land before us.  Still going faster than necessary we past the empty parking lot where A.T.V. enthusiasts would park their trailers in the summer. We continued up the windy dirt canyon road, passing the natural beauty of the red rock dancing in the glow of a setting sun. 
            I was surprised to see so many campers.  We thought we would be alone in this vast expanse of land.  It still was relatively early in the season for tourists.  It was our goal to camp far from anyone and find solace in the desert.  The road became more treacherous as we climbed the mountain looking for our destined spot.  Large white rocks jutted out of the   red road looking like broken bones piercing out flesh.   The jeep wouldn’t be able to continue much longer if the road continued to in its ragged deterioration.
            At last we found the place we were looking for.  Forces of nature had painstakingly formed this spot for millions of year.  The red rock formed a U shape around a level sandy surface overlooking the valley below.  In the distance Red white and orange plateaus’ lined the horizon.  For one searching for solace this was paradise.  We scanned the horizon looking for anything that clashed with our natural surroundings.  We were alone.  We had the isolation we were looking for. 
            Opening the door to the Jeep we were welcomed by the warm aroma of fresh desert air.  One could decipher the hint of dry sand on the tail end of the calm breeze that greet us to our temporary home.  The small sun seared trees seemed tired from enduring many harsh summer months and yet happy as they swayed with the breeze.  The five of us stood quietly taking in the sight of grandeur before us.  With the sunset upon the valley, the mixture of red light and red rock turned the entire landscape into an inferno of hot color.
            With the threat of darkness upon us we set up our tents in at a rapid pace.  Standing back to admire our work, we stared at the awkward fabric that imposed on the once natural beauty of nature.  It seemed so out of place in this environment.  Just like us.  City kids in the middle of desert.  We had no business being isolated away from the loving care of our mothers. 
            As the sun hide itself from the traumatic injustice of our tents, the night cold set in.  Pulling the box of wood from out of the jeep we attempted to build a fire without matches.  After a few minutes of failure we gave into the modern day breakthrough of matches.  With a slight flick of the wrist we created fire.
            The fire burned Big and hot.  Our camp chairs slowly migrating away from the flames as the coals grew hotter.  The sound of laughter, and storytelling were drowned out by the silence around us.  Silence has its own therapeutic features which soothe the soul.  As I sat focusing on the flicker of the flames and the endless silence of the desert I was swept away in relaxation.
            Suddenly without warning light filled the darkness on the road below us.  A group of three vehicles was pummeling into our sanctuary.  Soon the laughter around the fire turned to silence as all of our party noticed the uninvited guests approaching.  The three off road vehicles stopped in front of our camp site.  There was enough room for a couple of more tents, “but really?” they wouldn’t dare camping in the same spot as us.  My thoughts turned into words as I spoke with our camping party who were all afraid of the same thing. 
            Our fears were lightened as the convoy began their journey further up the road.  But the relief was short lived. The first vehicle broke new ground, blazing a new path to the rocks above us.  The two other vehicles followed their leader just as a sheep would follow their shepard.  They stopped in a half circle 50 yards from our campsite. The roar of their engines died.  The sliver of silence was shattered by doors flinging open and kids, so many kids jumping out of the vehicles.  “Noisy good for nothing campers!” Our silent conversation was broken by our disdain for the newcomers.  Immediately we began planning on what we should do in order to make them leave.  “Shoot the guns and act like we are drunk” was the first of our genius plans. 
            Hours passed.  We had many ideas but none had taken effect.  No one wanted to leave the warmth of the fire.  All we wanted was the sounds of yelling kids to go away.  The silence that once surrounded us was consumed by the children at play.  Our peaceful solitude had turned into a raging summer carnival.  The yells coming from on top of the hill were distinctly audible so much that we could hear their loud conversations with every annoying audible.        
The hours passed, along with our attempts at formulating a plan to rid ourselves of these unwanted guests.  The children had begun to play hide and seek which inevitably led them into our camp.  The infiltration of the visitors caused us to retreat to a tent for some phase 10.  Within the flimsy walls of the tent we realized that we could not hide from our foes.  The tent seemed to illuminate their endless banter.  As the hours slowly moved towards midnight our speech and dislike for the campers grew more intense. Screaming at times "SHUT UP!” which seemed to do nothing but humor our constituents. 

We were not alone in our annoyance.  It seemed that the Earth itself had enough of these guys.  Shortly after midnight the wind began to blow.  While safe in our little nook, the wind on top of the hill seemed that of a roaring jet engine.  Filling our neighbor’s camp with cloud after could of dusty tumble weeds.  After hours of scheming we were unable to silence our foes, but within moments of the galactic burst of air, our neighbors were silent.  All we could hear was the melodic hum of the wind above us.

As we retired to our tents nature had again taken over its home.  The wind blew in uneven bursts creating a melodic lullaby that nurtured us to sleep.  The tent moved inwards and outwards with the gentle spray of wind that entered our protected cavern.  We laughed to ourselves knowing that fifty yards away on top of the hill, the wind raged with all of its ferocity.  Our unwanted guests were given a taste of their own medicine, an unprecedented amount of unwanted annoyance which seemed to be completely out of their power.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Happy Family?


This picture was taken shortly after the "this is going to be fun... or else" speech.  

Just kidding.  Grandma Sue is terrified of guns, we got her to hold the AR-15 for a little bit.
I'm not going to lie i was a little scared even though it wasn't loaded.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Sucky

I've Learned one major lesson when it comes to business.  Always Always Always!, have a contract.  When starting out a business you may say "Oh lets get things rolling first and then take it from there."  This is the mistake I made.  I thought everyone i was working with was reasonable and willing to make the business a good experience for everyone.  I realized my mistake yesterday when one of the partners explained,  "Business is never fair and never will be."  It's strange though.  They are making demands for the department that i hold all the cards in.  So my question at the moment is.... Should i force a fair contract on the partners?  Should i sit back and be taken advantage of?  Should i drop the company and start a new one?  My idea as of now is to get a firm contract signed among all of the partners.  I'll let you know how it goes.  

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

A Taste of San Francisco California

so cute




Down the street of China Town

Another Adventure

 We recently returned from a short trip to San Francisco.  We were privileged to learn about the donnor party and why they got stuck in the snow.  In all honesty it was pretty bad.  I haven't ever driven in anything so terrifying.  It was horrible due to the large amount of snow fall mixed with high winds and extremely cold temperatures.  It was the worst white out I've ever driven in.  There were times that i could not even see the end of my car.  After a few hundred miles our chains gave up and decided to break, taking large amounts of paint with them.
 My Father in law called my wife and told her to admit that it was completely stupid to have gone on such a meaningless vacation.  That we risked our lives for nothing.   Me?  well I don't agree.  I Belive it was completely worth it.  We had some great times in San Francisco, seeing things we've never seen, growing closer in our relationships with one another.  I learned a lot about my brother in laws and feel that we have a better relationship because of it.  I also had a lot of wonderful time with my wonderful wife.  To me this is Life is all about.  The Experiences we have throughout life should be diverse.  The should consist not only of good times, but bad times as well.  Yes it was kinda crazy driving through the pass, but in reality i wouldn't change it.  Going through something bad, usually has a good outcome.  Well at least it has in my experience.

    Ps.  there is a major difference between being reckless vs taking risks.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Economy Recovery

Let's face it.  We as the American people have been slackers.  We have let our Government run wild.  Most of all we haven't been paying attention.  Today we have quite the mess on our hands.  When we ask who did this the Republicans point and the Democrats and The Democrats point at the Republicans.  It is really quite childish.  But let's face the Facts.  We have about 12 Trillion dollars of Debt, and a rising unemployment.  There is talk of hyperinflation, along with theories of double digit interest rates.   My theory is simple, the reason that we are in this mess is due to the lack of accountability that our Government has been issued.  For example.  When we passed the Bailouts, all of the money was borrowed by foreign investors.  Our government promised it would not raise our taxes or inflate our dollar because someone else picked up the bill.  But in reality we have to pay that back.  Why?.... It's called a loan.  I don't think the supposed "intellectuals" in the government understand the concept that when someone gives you money as a "loan" you are supposed to pay it back.    If you don't believe me on this subject ask anyone what our plan is to pay off the country's debt.... oh yeah we don't have one.  In fact on a good year the government receives 2.5 trillion  in taxes.  So if The government decided to put all of the tax money towards the debt, it would take 5 years or more depending on interest rates.  This we know cannot happen.  If we spent 500 billion a year towards our debt and refuse to take on more debt it will take us an estimated 40 years to pay it off.

I think the 40 year plan is the most reasonable.  Yes it sucks that we have to take care of our parents debt,  but hey i'd rather start taking it on then keep passing the buck.

So here's my plan.  First of all We need more accountability when it comes to government finance.  I believe there should be an open accountants view of the money and where it goes.  It would start off in a large book stating where all the major money went.  ie. 30 million to homeland security 40 million to Alaska so on and so on.  you then could look up Homeland securities finance book they started off with 40 million and they began to divvy it up to 10 for this department ect.  The books would go down to the smallest penny.   Now for the accountability.  If for some reason the money was "misplaces" or for some reason the office thought it necessary to have a 100,000 dollar toilet seat, the last person responsible for the money will be accountable to pay for the damages.

Ok now we need to cut some money,  This year the government borrowed as much as it made on taxes.  So obviously our country needs to be a little more efficient.  How about we start with Government workers.  I heard there was a study to determine how much the average government worker worked during the day.  The analysis came up with 45 mins.  I dunno about you but i think that means we have too many government workers.  Let's put a hiring freeze on government workers until they are working say 6,5 hours out of an 8 hour day.

This may be difficult due to the unions.  My favorite quote about unions.  "Unions make a good man bad, and a bad man worse."  I am all for safe environments and  being treated fairly, but Unions have way to much power, and way to much need to exercise that power.  I refuse to work with Unions and never plan on working with them in the future, unless they become more "sane"?

Oh great day we are almost done.  This is by far my favorite.  I truly am sick and tired of working my butt off to pay my own way, and look to the side and see a guy leeching off the government, and yet he has a higher standard of living.  This doesn't make much sense to me.  How come he can afford a BMW when he is on welfare.
     hahaha i'm excited to put this in writing.  First of all if you are a convicted felon.  You will not be able to get any government funding for 6 years after you've been released from prison, except if you are the sole caretaker of dependents.  You will be required to take a drug test every time you pick up a government check.  Yes you must pick it up.  (we will not mail it to you.)  If you fail the drug test you will not be allowed to get government funding for 1 year, unless you have dependents.  In the case of dependents money alloted to these people should be given in food stamps and paid rent for an approved rental level.

   I don't believe that if you live with your mom and have 0 dependents you should be able to get unemployment.  If you are in need of financial assistance,  you must turn in your vehicle, boat, toys ect to the government to be auctioned.  in return you will be given a government issued car.  You know bottom of the line.  (this is only if a car is necessary)

now for a radical view of mine.   I feel bad for the native Americans.  we really screwed them over.  first we took their land and then we gave them everything they could ever need.  I believe this ruined them.  If you have ever been to an Indian reservation you know what i'm talking about.  They are dumps.  We need to ween the native american people off this horrible entitlement program that is ruining them.    I say we pay 10 percent less every year for the next 20 years.  At this point they will be getting money, but it won't be enough to live off of.  Forcing them to work and again become an influential part of society.

Government assistance should be seen as a last resort.  I propose that once a quarter those who are receiving money from the government should be rejected.  They should be rejected by a family member, a friend, and their church.  they should have a signature from each of these resources which states why they wouldn't give them money.  In order to receive continued support from the government these forms need to be signed.

Well... i don't assume that this is the best plan or the most perfect.  I am simply stating that it is not crazy to have a plan.  It is possible to get out of debt and it is possible to run a country off of it's own revenue instead of borrowing more and more money.